fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects
*christopher columbus arrives in america* “lol first” he writes in the sand
what if we kissed each other with our armpits instead of our mouths
what the fuck is this site on
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
goats are a government conspiracy.
just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents
Acting on camera.
do you ever just
accidentally end up on tumblr
like you were doing homework or something else and suddenly it’s like bam welcome back mother fucker
all the time. it’s a conspiracy, i swear.
every time i go on my computer i automatically go on tumbr as a reflex
My study group took a break and now I’m here