I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES
DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS
I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.
Lube is love, y’all.
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so
- Would you rather..
- Fuck, kill or marry
- This or that
- Personal questions
- Creepy anons
- Random questions
- Anonymous secrets
- Anything you want!
EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS